Once upon a time, deep in the woods, there lived a Wendigo. Now, the Wendigo was a fierce and terrifying creature, with razor-sharp claws and glowing red eyes. But there was one thing that set him apart from all the other Wendigos: his flatulence. You see, the Wendigo’s farts were legendary. They were so potent and putrid that they could clear a forest of all living creatures in seconds.
One day, a group of hunters came into the woods, determined to capture the Wendigo and bring him back to civilization as a trophy. They searched high and low, but the Wendigo was nowhere to be found. Just as they were about to give up, they stumbled upon a clearing that reeked of the foulest odor they had ever encountered.
The hunters were horrified to see the Wendigo, sitting in the middle of the clearing, letting out a massive fart. The stench was unbearable, and the hunters knew they had to get out of there as fast as possible. They turned and ran, leaving their weapons and equipment behind.
From that day on, the Wendigo was left alone in the woods, with only his farts for company. But he was happy, knowing that his flatulence had once again saved him from capture. And the hunters? They never went back to the woods again, for fear of encountering the Wendigo and his monstrous gas.
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